Tried on the skinny jeans again – just can’t help myself…
I know what my lower half looks like in them.
Remember in the 80’s you could get cheese in a tube? I guess it was similar to Cheeze Whiz, but it came in a tube. I actually don’t know if it’s still on the market, but that’s the last time I remember it. Mom had a pension for buying weird & wonderful edible concoctions which were most likely based on dares.
Actually, my lower half looks like a Liverwurst Tube – mmmm.
Here’s to fat spilling everywhere – I may spread some on a cracker.