Let’s pretend that I don’t read People.
In what alternate universe have I awoken to? Lauren Conrad’s book is on the New York Times Best Seller List? Seriously? I have to admit I’m slightly impressed that she can write at all. Here’s some possible chapter titles for her follow up.
My Last Book Afforded Me A House in Laguna, So Like, Thanks
My Diamond Shoes Pinch My Toes
I Have To Keep Writing ‘Cause No One Bought My Clothes
Stop Scratching Your Head – I’m Famous For Lotsa Reasons
I’m Pretty Sure All Guys Think of Me When They’re Jerking Off